You’re good at the job. That was never the problem.
The problem is that the people who’d happily pay you have no idea you exist. We fix that part.
Website, Google Ads, Meta and SEO, $2,500 a month.
Plus at least $2,500 a month going to Google and Meta, on your own card, never touched by us.
Leave your name and number. We’ll have a proper look at your business first, then ring you back within the hour and tell you what we found.
One price, one system. No build fee, no setup fee.
Month to month. Thirty days’ notice, no exit fee.
You own the website, the content, the accounts, the data.
The same two senior people, every week.
Right, let’s deal with the obvious thing first.
$2,500 a month. For a website, the ads and the SEO. You’ve had quotes. You know that’s not what this normally costs.
So you’re doing the maths, wondering what’s missing.
Nothing’s missing. Here’s where the money isn’t going.
No office in Docklands.
You’re not paying rent on a view you’ll never see.
No account manager in the middle.
Nobody whose whole job is forwarding your emails to someone else.
No juniors learning on your account.
No twenty-three year old figuring out Google Ads while you pay senior rates.
Production work, building pages, writing ad variations, pulling reports together, runs through AI systems we built and we supervise.
We’d rather tell you that than let you find out.
What it buys you isn’t cheaper juniors. It’s the opposite: the grunt work gets done by machines instead of by someone practising on you.
Decide what your business should say.
Look at your numbers and work out what to change next.
Ring you when something’s gone wrong.
That’s us. That’s always us.
However you got here, that was us.
If it was an ad, we wrote it, targeted it and ran it ourselves, and it found a Geelong business owner who wasn’t even looking for a marketing agency. If you found us by searching, that’s the SEO, and no one paid a cent for that click.
Either way, you’re standing in the middle of the thing we’re selling you. Have a look around.
Still wondering if it’s too good to be true?
Fair enough. Put your number in and we’ll ring you back within the hour and answer it properly.
The worst case is you keep a new website.
Month to month, cancel with thirty days’ notice. No exit fee, no phone call where someone talks you out of it.
Website included, not a separate build fee. The content, the ad accounts and the data are yours.
Ad spend goes on your card, in your account. Never marked up, never touched.
Walk after a month and you walk out with a website you own outright.
For less than anyone in this town would charge you to build one. That’s the floor. We think we can do considerably better than the floor.
Work we’ve done.
These are older projects, and we won’t put a client’s name on a page without asking first. So don’t take the numbers on faith. Take the thinking. We’ll walk you through exactly what we did on each and why.
Calendar full in 60 days
Good months, then silence, then good months again. We ran tight Google Ads on exactly what locals were typing: specific services, specific suburbs, one landing page with one job.
Enquiries daily, on modest spend. Rates went up after that.
Both practitioners booked in 30 days
Drowning in enquiries that weren’t the right fit. We rebuilt the campaigns around the situations their ideal clients were actually searching for.
Found their contact form had been failing for weeks. Leads they never knew they’d lost.
800 → 21,000 monthly visitors
They win government and corporate contracts, but the site pulled residential enquiries they couldn’t use. We rebuilt the SEO from the ground up.
The right visitors. The ones with purchase orders.
Before you hire anyone, get the free version.
Leave your number and we’ll pull your business apart before we ring. Your Google listing, whether you turn up for your own suburb, whether your contact form even works, and what your competitors are spending.
Then we’ll ring and tell you what we found and what we’d do about it. Whether you hire us or not.
Everything on this page. No build fee, no setup fee, no lock-in.
Website, built to make the phone ring, yours to keep
A page for every service in every suburb you work
Google and Meta ads, your account, your card
Your Google Business Profile sorted properly
Missed-call text back, so enquiries don’t vanish
Your old quotes and past customers reactivated in the first thirty days
Every call and form tracked
A monthly report you can read in five minutes
The same two people every week
Minimum $2,500 a month.
Paid direct to Google and Meta on your card. We never touch it and we never mark it up.
Cancel any month, thirty days’ notice, no exit fee.
You own the site, the content, the accounts and the data.
What this costs you in time.
About two hours, once, at the start.
One call where we go through your business, your best jobs and your worst ones, and what you actually want more of. A questionnaire you fill in over a coffee. Photos and any bits and pieces you’ve got lying around.
After that, you go back to work. We’ll email when something needs a decision, and you’ll get a report once a month. That’s the whole ask.
If you wanted a marketing agency that needs managing, there are plenty about.
Two blokes who’ve been at this since before Google had ads.
Between us, twenty-odd years of marketing across Argentina, South America, New York and Australia. Pharmaceutical launches, national brands, two startups founded and sold.
Now in Geelong, working across Geelong, the Surf Coast and Melbourne’s west.
We’re not right for everyone, and we’ll say so.
We work with businesses that are already good at what they do. If your customers walk away happy, marketing amplifies something real and this works.
If they don’t, marketing just helps more people find out faster. We’re not doing that to you and we’re not doing it to them.
We also take a handful of clients at a time, because two people can only do good work on so many accounts. When we’re full we’re full, and we’ll tell you straight rather than take your money and stretch ourselves thin.
And we go deep on a small number of trades rather than dabbling in everything. If we already know your industry, you’re getting years of someone else’s expensive lessons on day one.
Straight answers.
How long until it works?
Ads can bring enquiries in the first fortnight. SEO is a three to six month job. The reactivation work often pays for the first month on its own.
What do you need from me?
An hour up front, then about fifteen minutes a month. You answer the phone; we handle the rest.
I already have a website.
If it converts, we keep it and work on it. If it doesn’t, we rebuild it, no extra charge either way.
What happens if I leave?
You take the website, the content, the ad accounts and the data. Thirty days’ notice, no exit fee, no argument.
Is $2,500 really everything?
Everything except the ad spend, which goes on your own card so you can watch exactly where it went. There’s a minimum there, at least $2,500 a month, so there’s enough behind it to actually work. We don’t mark it up and we never touch it.
Why isn’t there a guarantee?
Because most marketing guarantees are theatre. They’re written by the agency, judged by the agency, and the fine print does the heavy lifting. We’d rather give you something better: no lock-in, thirty days’ notice, and you keep the website. You can leave any month you like and take the asset with you. Nothing holds you here except the work, which is how it should be.
Leave your number. We’ll do the homework, then ring you.
Not a booking form. Not a calendar with a fortnight’s wait on it. Three fields, and the phone rings.
Before we call, we’ll go through your business the way a customer would. Whether you turn up in the map results, whether you rank for your own suburb, whether your website loads on a phone, whether your enquiry form actually sends. Then we ring and tell you what we found, what we’d fix first, and what it’d cost.
A real Geelong number will ring you, usually within the hour.
Already made your mind up?
Start today for $2,500 a month. We’ll ring you the same day to get the details and get moving. Cancel any month, no exit fee, and the website is yours either way.